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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

Shakespeare’s sonnet 18 
s h a l I   I   c o m p a r e   t h e e   t o   a  s u m m e r ’ s   d a y ?

i found a backpack which I’m pretty sure was made for me. i just paid school fees though. :(
#betseyjohnson !!!!

i found a backpack which I’m pretty sure was made for me. i just paid school fees though. :(

#betseyjohnson !!!!

mushroomtale-fanart:

Hey there. This pallet, god. Took a long time trying to beat the colors into making some sense, and I learned a lot but my brain is fried. Please just imagine they’re by the sea having a little moment, and take me back to season one. ;v;

Bonus: Failed first attempt. I always want to do simple and clean with lines and flat colors but nope. By the time I realize, it’s already partway rendered and awkward-looking… and I usually end up having to go further…

first day of school!
someone’s probably gonna cry (me)

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

teacupheroine:

THAT’S RIGHT, WITCHES AND WIZARDS. THE YULE BALL IS BACK!!EARLYBIRD PRICING ON NOW!!dinner and dance ticket: $55dance ticket: $30
this year we’ve got some really great entertainment lined up for you guys, including last year’s AMAZING Sean Sonego, the lovely Lauren Fairweather, winner of leakystars 2014 Amy Voyer, and wizard rock band The Whomping Willows!!we’re also offering a buffet dinner this year, which is bound to be delicious. but if you’re just looking to dance the night away (or to save some o’ those silver sickles), feel free to come just for the dance!EARLY BIRD TICKETING STARTS NOW GUYS, SO GET YOUR TICKETS FAST!!LINK TO TICKET SALESLINK TO FACEBOOK EVENT

teacupheroine:

THAT’S RIGHT, WITCHES AND WIZARDS.
THE YULE BALL IS BACK!!

EARLYBIRD PRICING ON NOW!!
dinner and dance ticket: $55
dance ticket: $30

this year we’ve got some really great entertainment lined up for you guys, including last year’s AMAZING Sean Sonego, the lovely Lauren Fairweather, winner of leakystars 2014 Amy Voyer, and wizard rock band The Whomping Willows!!

we’re also offering a buffet dinner this year, which is bound to be delicious. but if you’re just looking to dance the night away (or to save some o’ those silver sickles), feel free to come just for the dance!

EARLY BIRD TICKETING STARTS NOW GUYS, SO GET YOUR TICKETS FAST!!

LINK TO TICKET SALES
LINK TO FACEBOOK EVENT

untilltheendoftheline:

i have read so much fanfiction i dont even know who i am anymore

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

Anonymous: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin